Sep 9, 2009 11:43 AM
Oh, Nicole Ritchie. Nicole Ritchie. You named your newborn son SPARROW? That poor, defenseless creature. What did he ever do to you? (Besides, well, kicking your ribcage for nine months.)
In honor of terrible celebrity baby name choices (Ickydd! Pilot Inspektor! Kal El!) and prospective new parents everywhere, we'd like to make The Worst Baby Name Book Ever ($10) required reading for pregnant persons. It's a humorous take on why specific names are terrible, even seemingly innocent ones - i.e. "Doug: You can always count on a guy named Doug...to bore you to death. He'll be the only kid in the first grade to declare his ambition to sell life insurance." We couldn't agree more.
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