Yaella writes: "Hi! I was just in Victorias Secret and I tried on the CUTEST hot pink bikini. But it didn't fit because my boobs are too big :( I'm a size D and it wasn't supportive enough. But the problem is that when I look up bikinis for a size D, they look like sports bra's or minimizers--nothing cute that I've seen. So if you can help me find a super cute and girly hot pink bikini, I'd love you forever!! PS-I'm not a fan of the super-duper bright pinks, more like a cotton candy pink with a little more intensity! Thanks!!!"
Tits McGee aka Magzilla here to help. I've been rocking a solid D cup for almost ten years now and have lived on the beach my whole life making me fairly qualified in the boob coverage department. You and I both know that strappy bikini tops suck and make the girls sad little puppies. Instead, look for thicker straps that evoke Best Supporting Role status versus Retirement Chic. I paired the bottoms with matching or close to matching tops. And you didn't say to keep it solid so I threw in some wild cards, especially the bottoms in number three. They're my favorite. God speed keeping the girls harnessed and bronzed.
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