In lieu of the NSFW puppy, we present to you the packaging for the Little Rooster ($108). But even if we showed you the product itself, it probably wouldn't register as a sex toy - more like a kitchen timer with a handle. That's because the Little Rooster is an alarm clock you put in your underwear and wakes you up by vibrating, which all feels a little WTF to us. What say you, would you prefer the buzz of the Little Rooster to the aural buzz of the alarm clock?
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