May 18, 2010 6:00 AM
This won't come as a shock to anyone but we're a tad on the surly side. Being that as it is, when we come across items like the Pretty Bitter Dirty Doily Cards ($3), our black hearts rejoice. With a pretty lace doily and simple statements like "Asshole," "Douchebag," "Fucker," "Hot Mess," and "Die," you can send that not so special someone a delightful handwritten note! We're feeling "Suck It" - it just says it all!