We're starting to think that bacon and mustaches are in the same sick boat - no matter how saturated the market becomes with ridiculous products in their field, we will continue to love and buy them. Ok, maybe not forever, but at least for the foreseeable future. These Mustache Cards ($6) are a self-contained note and envelope. Write on the inside then fold over, and Voila! - you're spreading love and facial hair all over.