We're no strangers to Uncooked greeting cards. They're always our first stop for snarky, clever holiday cards and their Valentine's Day collection is one of our favorites. This year, we're giving that someone special the Giving You My Heart Valentine's Day Card ($3). Though we hope our main squeezes won't be too disappointed when we don't actually follow through with the whole organ donating thing. We're banking on them settling for a candlelit dinner and maybe a kinky bedroom surprise.