"Holy owie, Batman! That's one swell bandage you've got covering your boo-boo."
"Why, thank you, Robin. Yes, these Ouch! Comic Strip Bandages ($5) are a must-have for any superhero. Why should we have plain bandaids when we can use ones that match our fighting noises? Proclaim our toughness to the world with a well placed 'Bam!' or 'Aaaargh!'?"
"Um. Sure. I was just going to ask where I could get them for my five year old nephew."
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