What the hell?
Well, we actually know perfectly well what it is. It's Barbie, dressed up like Tippi Hedren, being pecked to death by birds ($20). There are miniature birds attached to her outfit and her head. And if this doesn't leave you shaking your head, we think your plastic neck joint might need some squeaking back and forth. Horror-themed variations on children's toys have always given us an uncomfortable feeling, and while we know that this is a collector's item aimed at adults, that hasn't made the dubious quivers go away.