We couldn't pick just one, so here goes: We'd like to formally introduce you to the Boyfriend Pillow ($30), the Girlfriend Pillow ($15), and the Breast Friend Pillow ($35). Infinitely more comfortable than an actual person with hard pokey bones and things, these pillows would be a great gift for all your weirdo friends and frenemies. Give your boyfriend one of these before you dump him, and it won't be so bad. He dumped you? You'll need to pretend to be sleeping with a very squishy man who sleeps in a button-up shirt. You're welcome.
Why does the boyfriend pillow cost twice as much as the girlfriend version? The girlfriend version is like the boyfriend pillow with the breast pillow on it, so it should cost more than both, but it's the cheapest one. Discuss.
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Kristin
The guy fondling the breast friend pillow is giving me the willies.
One Ring to Rule Them All
Sorry to channel Caitlin, kids, but I hate this. Why do I need a man (or woman) pillow wrapped around me? That said, good looking out for random things and pointing out their randomness, Found of You.
Love, Your Boss who sleeps with two dogs wrapped around her.
Caitlin
Hey! I like and love plenty of things on this site! Some things, though, need to be called out for what they are. And this *is* awful.
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