We couldn't pick just one, so here goes: We'd like to formally introduce you to the Boyfriend Pillow ($30), the Girlfriend Pillow ($15), and the Breast Friend Pillow ($35). Infinitely more comfortable than an actual person with hard pokey bones and things, these pillows would be a great gift for all your weirdo friends and frenemies. Give your boyfriend one of these before you dump him, and it won't be so bad. He dumped you? You'll need to pretend to be sleeping with a very squishy man who sleeps in a button-up shirt. You're welcome.
Why does the boyfriend pillow cost twice as much as the girlfriend version? The girlfriend version is like the boyfriend pillow with the breast pillow on it, so it should cost more than both, but it's the cheapest one. Discuss.
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