Feb 24, 2011 10:27 AM
We've given a great deal of thought to the proper way to present the Bitch Magnetic Poetry Kit ($12) to the primary bitch in our lives. Do we send it to her with a note? Something like, "Thanks for keeping my boyfriend company in Vale last weekend," or "Thanks for all your criticism of my work. Your vitriol has given me a greater appreciation of my time at home." OR, we've considered giving it to the bitch who makes us giggle; like the one who threatened to rip the throats out of the chatty teens sitting behind us at the last movie we saw together. Oh, this snarky little kit could work in so many ways.