Today is one of those rare moments that this Outblusher will step behind the veil of the "royal we" and appeal to you as MP, a lady heartbroken. These past few weeks have been difficult for my beloved Buckeyes, and while little can be done to repair the damage, I suggest purchasing a case of Herlochers Dipping Mustard ($32) to slightly brighten the days of your OSU friends. Hey, food makes everything better... right?
Just so I don't alienate our non Buckeye readers, these rad mustards are available for tons of other colleges. Great gift for dads, or fans that are chomping at the bit for football season.