Jul 9, 2014 8:45 AM
It's a subject you've been meaning to broach with your kitty for quite some time: creationism. By now, your cat has likely heard all sorts of competing information from ungodly sources that insist that evolution is real.
Uh, no. Cats did not come from monkeys!!1!
Fortunately, there's a 12-page pamphlet, How to Talk to Your Cat about Evolution ($3) that can assist you through this difficult process. As the cover photo shows, cats and dinosaurs once roamed the earth simultaneously.