The toerag that let their dog poop on your doormat. The [expletive deleted] who thought their giant, oversized, jacked-up Lincoln Navigator with the "BALLER" vanity plate needed an extra two and a half parking spaces. That Wall Street tycoon-type that cut in front of 15 people at Starbucks this morning because his venti six shot soy latte with HALF foam and one-half tablespoon of hazelnut sugar-free syrup could NOT wait another SECOND... Okay, okay, we're calming down now. Suffice it to say, there's a lot of jerks out there. Wouldn't it be nice to have pre-made letters expressing your righteously angry sentiments that you could just hand them, right then and there? (Or leave under their windshield wipers/on their door, as the case may be) Now you can, with Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life ($10). Co-written by Jillian Madison, one of the genius gals behind Foot Network Humor.com, these letters will have you laughing til' you cry and eagerly running to your office's copy machine to make extras of the ones you know you'll use weekly. Or, if you're not brave enough to actually tell the meanies what you think (like us), you can just silently recite letters from memory as you skewer them with your Glare of Indignation™.
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