Jul 16, 2012 11:33 AM
Birthday coming up for someone special in your life? If you're in charge of the cake, why bother counting candles? (Let's admit: it gets harder every year.) Instead, cover your bases with these "You're Old" Birthday Cake Candles ($7). Like the Magical Sitar, they only speak the truth.
Warning: Usage of this product may result in you getting cake thrown in your face.