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I'd Rather Be: The World's Hottest Lumberjack

While a Personal Shopper can give you what you need for real life, I'd Rather Be sets you up for fantasy lives you didn't even know you had. Because sometimes a new shampoo isn't enough for a whole new you. (Want us to outfit your alter ego or your alternate reality? Just say the word!)

Girls are sugar, spice, and everything nice...or sawdust, machine oil, and several tons of hardwood. Who says we can't play with the big boys while rocking our totally-feminine sex appeal? We'll leave princess daydreams to posh types and live out our fantasies on the right side of seventeen pounds of whirling razor-sharp steel.

  • Rock your backwoods cred and keep your biceps tan in this Kiwi Shop Sleeveless Plaid Shirt ($32).
  • All that time hiking through the trees would give us one seriously sweet rear, which we'll show to its best advantage in these Mary Jane 22YR Cut Off Shorts ($185).
  • Meanwhile, we'll protect our gams from speeding woodchips with these Brown Leather Crocodile Accent Chaps ($475).
  • While we're on the job, it's steel-toe all the way, but every tree-wrangling woman needs a pair of hot kicks like these Bass Women's Russel Boots ($123) to wear while tossing back cold brews at the local watering hole.
  • Safety comes first, so we'll never leave home without these Global Vision Cougar Womens Safety Glasses ($8)
  • Or our Burton Corset Gloves ($40), which combine tough performance with sexy corset-style lacing.
  • Then we'll add a couple girly indulgences, like this Medieval Axe Necklace ($15)
  • and our signature scent, The Fir Tree Water Perfume ($75).
  • Last but not least, when it comes to the tools of our trade, we're settling for nothing less than this Husqvarna 20" 60cc Rancher Chainsaw ($470), which chews through thick trunks like a spoon through a jar full of frosting.

    Your grand total to become the Belle of the Wilderness is $1,423.

    Comments


    Tiffany R

    Posted on 07.13.12 at 1:47 PM

    Those boots! Those gloves!

    I'm shocked (and disappointed!) that this Chic Woodsman outfit doesn't come with shoes that have wood heels.

    M.Y. Mim

    Posted on 07.13.12 at 9:58 PM

    That was fun.

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