I'd Rather Be: HAL 9000

While a Personal Shopper can give you what you need for real life, I'd Rather Be sets you up for fantasy lives you didn't even know you had. Because sometimes a new shampoo isn't enough for a whole new you. (Want us to outfit your alter ego or your alternate reality? Just say the word!)

Think of how many times during the day you depend on a computer. Now think of what would happen if all the computers around you started turning into psychotic killing machines. There's a reason why 2001: A Space Odyssey's HAL 9000 is considered one of the freakiest movie villains of all time - and 'tis the season for dressing ourselves up as our own worst nightmares.

Still don't think an electronic device can be that scary? Imagine what Siri whispers to you while you're sleeping.

• Start with a clean slate by wearing this Black Morph Body Suit ($30),
• then don HAL 9000's signature eye in the form of this Red 2" Round 1 Diode LED Light ($3).
• Get ready to take control of surrounding electronics with this Logitech Harmony 1100 Universal Remote with Color Touch Screen ($350)
• and brighten up your environment with an order of 60 Novelty Gerbera Live Daisies ($100). After all, they're your favorite flower.
• Stay one step ahead of your crew by reading the original 2001: A Space Odyssey ($8).
• Want your own Dave to play with? Get Fido in on the fun with this Astronaut Pet Costume ($10). Just don't throw him out the airlock.
• Finally, protect yourself against crashes or feisty crew members with this C6 Total Computer Backup System ($144). That way, you can be sure to be back for the sequel.

Your price for transforming yourself into a technological nightmare? A mere $645 - or get the costume only for just $33.

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