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I'd Rather Be: Barbarella

While a Personal Shopper can give you what you need for real life, I'd Rather Be sets you up for fantasy lives you didn't even know you had. Because sometimes a new shampoo isn't enough for a whole new you. (Want us to outfit your alter ego or your alternate reality? Just say the word!)

Browse through the adult ladies' costume selection at any Halloween store, and it's clear enough what constitutes the true spirit of the holiday. That's right. Sluttin' it up. And what better way to do that than by dressing as the original sci-fi sex kitten: Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy?

  • Start things off right by hugging those hypnotic curves in this studded bodysuit ($36) and some Redopin glitter leggings ($29), which leave just the right amount to the imagination.
  • Get ready to kick some villainous butt with these Electricfying (sic) boots ($67).
  • What queen's look is complete without a bit of extra sparkle? Get yours by way of this sequined belt ($12) and gold lamé cape ($18),
  • Then top things off with a Fonda-esque Discorama Mama wig ($15)
  • Of course, you'll need to make sure you're well protected for your space adventures, so be sure to bring along your blaster ($11)
  • and, for your numerous bedroom shenanigans, these glow-in-the-dark condoms ($2)
  • which you'll stash somewhere in this starry thong ($4).
  • Actual spaceships are a bit expensive, even if they're not using Endeavour anymore, so make-believe in the meantime with this remote control rocket ($16).
  • And since we're pretty sure the Garmin doesn't cover interplanetary travel, bring along this folding star chart ($20).
  • Finally, where would you be without your own personal soundtrack? Spin up some sweet tunes from the self-titled debut album of the band named after your nemesis: Duran Duran ($10).

This full universe-saving kit will run you a mere $238.

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