We here at Outblush do love our sea-people-themed bottle openers. We've already got a couple in our collection, but will happily add this demure little Mermaid Bottle Opener ($23). First of all, she's in color - which is great. Secondly, instead of wearing a cheesy seashell bra, she's playing a bit of hide-and-seek with her girls. It's also not entirely clear how she'll actually pry the top off that bottle of brew - and what are mermaids supposed to be, if not mysterious?
If you've got a product or service that you'd like to promote on Outblush, click here to find out about our advertising opportunities.