Mar 13, 2013 8:20 AM
Your neighbors are so incredibly full of themselves and their efforts to save the planet. You're sick of it. You can only listen to the Captains Planet rant and rave about the cost of nonbiodegradable sporks on the planet's ecosystem so many times before you go full Captain Pollution on their asses. Giving them the Mango Wood Bowl with Bark ($48) would be a tongue-in-cheek reaction to their latest your-hand-soap-is-ruining-dandelion-fields diatribe. Sure, it's wood. But trees don't grow in bowl form, meaning that one got sacrificed to make this bark basin. They'll appreciate the gesture. You'll appreciate that one-up you just pulled. Plus you hate trees.