Jul 10, 2011 11:57 AM
You were either raised on Gefilte Fish since you were a pitseler, or you weren't. You either salivate at the site of ground fish meat shaped into loaves and floating in jellied goo, or you run away like a putz (which is a shande, because you might like it if you tried it). If you're really in deep with your gefilte love, you even like the sweet kind, and you eat it with beet flavored horseradish, and you swoon with pleasure like a shiker, kinahora. Show all your bazukherim that you're a Big Macher with chutzpah and display this Rokeach Gefilte Fish Pop Art Print ($35) with all your Jewish tsotchkes and chazzerai and then just kvell away, you shana meydele, you! If they kvetch about your taste in food or art, you can tell those goyishe shmucks to, "Kish mir in tuchas!" A gezunt dir in pupik to you all.
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