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Clinique Non-Streak Bronzer for Men

Dear Josh McKinley:

Please, stop being such a bitchy queen on Project Runway, and stop throwing other designers under the bus every chance you get. We realize you're doing it to get yourself screen time (which will make the producers want to keep you around longer, so props to you for playing the reality TV game smartly), but all it really does is make us stare even harder at your too-obvious bronzer. Honey, you're starting to verge into Michael Kors/Giorgio Armani/TANG orange territory.... Maybe give (just one layer, please!) Clinique Non-Streak Bronzer for Men ($16) a try? We'd love to be able to focus on your designs, rather than your nuclear, ├╝ber-glowing skin.

Oh, and you may have been right about Becky's designs not being as high fashion as some of the other designers, but you didn't have to treat her like the playground pariah. Never cool, man.

Love,
The PR fangirls at Outblush

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