Dec 16, 2013 9:14 AM
Sun Tzu summed up gift-giving best when he said, "Know your enemy." But how are you supposed to know what secrets lurk in the dark alleyways of the male psyche? Read our Man's Gift Guide to Men. Thankfully Outblush found one such male and took it back to the lab, so we can learn more about this fascinating and alien gender.
He controls the ebb and flow of the party by what room he's in. He's the one that convinces you to stay when you're saying your goodbyes. He commands the same respect entering a room as Norm from Cheers. He is the Party Animal Male, and you're lucky to know him.
When gift shopping for the Party Animal Male, it's important to remember his lifestyle. He lives in the moment, and many things about him - his presence in any one spot, his current job - are impermanent. His gift should reflect that, and that means consumables. Get him a bottle of his favorite poison, cigars (or flavored rolling paper) if he's into them, or even a gourmet treat. Avoid overly complicated or sentimental gifts... he'll just forget about them by tomorrow morning anyway.
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