Nov 21, 2011 10:04 AM
Every family has got that one member who dominates the reunion with conspiracy theories, advice to stockpile guns and cans of powered milk, and the intense belief that fluoridated water not only keeps your teeth strong but allows the government to enter your brain and control your thoughts (Side note: We had a bus driver in college who firmly believed this and brought us literature to read when we laughed him off. Moral of the story, is 'don't argue with nut jobs). Any CD, book, or perishable with be met with resistance and suspicion. Confirm their paranoia with this Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit ($50) while simultaneously assuring your safety and place in their militant group just in case they were on to something.
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