Rent? Student loans? Mortgages? What? We can't hear you over the sound of this dress! If for some reason you are reading this right now and have absolutely no debts or financial obligations in sight, please buy this Vivienne Westwood Gold Label Long Glazing Metallic Sequined Gown ($3,240) and wear it vicariously for us. See, but mostly be seen in this thing at a black tie holiday affair, Las Vegas, the gas station. We suspect you might even be able to see this dress from space.