Mar 24, 2014 9:15 AM
On the surface, this Diane von Furstenberg Danielle Blouse ($345) looks like a fairly standard silk cargo blouse, great for tucking into a skirt or wearing loose over leggings or skinny jeans. But we just can't get over the rather unfortunate nipple-area placement of the brass D-rings on the chest pockets. It makes us think the blouse should come with a leash that attaches to the rings so the wearer can be lead around like a puppy. Or that the rings are a convenient place to hang stripper tassels. Or, or, or...