As our summer diets devolve into a frenzy of cheese puff consumption and binge drinking, we become even more appreciative of full bum coverage in our one-piece bathing suits. This Marilyn Checkered Bathing Suit ($79) sports a boy-short cut in the rear, while the ruched front provides the added having-a-fat-day bonus of minimizing our belly pooch. All this makes it a potent bloat-concealing weapon which appears to all the world as nothing more than a cute, vintage-styled bit of bathing gear. Pass the snacks, please.
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