Have unfulfilled childhood dreams of being a mermaid? The Shell Bra Lost Sweater ($242) will help you recognize some of those dreams with a sweater in which you will only look slightly less ridiculous than you would in those super expensive silicone mermaid tails. Why is it ripped? Your long journey up from your mer-kingdom of course - you had to make it through a lot of kelp forests and past some pretty dangerous sea creatures.
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