Aug 13, 2010 5:38 AM
First things first: Paris Hilton, you showed up at your Tease Perfume launch looking like a $10 hooker dressed up as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween, even though we have it on good authority that your diamonds were real and the dress was Hervé Léger. This, unfortunately, proves the maxim that money can't buy you taste. Your nameless, faceless, design team, however, hit a home run with these bronze & copper Paris Hilton Destiny Heels ($95). Now, Paris, please go and put some normal clothes on!