We won't personally do the Jesus sandal but we will do a roped snake skin sandal, like this Oliva-2 Sandal ($25). While they may have the thinnest sole we have ever seen on a flat, they still look cute as hell. We're thinking a safari summer chic look. Or perhaps an evening date on the river in skinny jeans. Or maybe handing them over to our once-a-week cleaning lady who tidies the house barefoot. Icky.
(PS If you/your cleaning lady totally hates them, Piperlime has free return shipping.)
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