Look, we like sandals with big ankle straps. We do. But not when they simultaneously remind us of made-for-TV sci-fi movies and Dad's old loafers. The strips that compose most of the synthetic leather uppers here look like they were unwoven from one of those cheap deck chairs - and what exactly are the shoelace holes for? We suppose that if you feel the need to crush the populace of an alien planet under your knobbly plastic heel, you can do it in the Zigi Soho Magdalena ($60). And once you achieve that, you'll be able to toss us to the giant, cheesy, carnivorous sandworms for making fun of your imperial majesty's footwear.
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rahallahan
I know this is on doubtblush, but is it wrong that I think these are slightly cute? The shoelace holes are odd, but overall, these are pretty damn cutesy!! Oh well, everyone has different taste I guess.
Cashmere
I think if they were flat, like a gladiator-loafer hybrid they would be cuter.... it's the immediate world-smashing quality of the chunky heel that gets us. I would really have to see them on. It's a lot of look.
Gini
I think they'd look fine with jeans... They're not nearly as bad as some of the flats I see people wearing these days.
bell
I own a pair each in black and brown, they are wonderful!!! These are my Sasha Fierce heels when I want to dance!!! They are unbelievable comfortable!!! They look great with capris or skirts!!
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