Mar 20, 2014 9:16 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
It's hard to believe, but over the past year, yet another nineties trend has returned: the shirt-tied-around-the-waist. But why bother with an extra shirt if you can get the look with fewer items? The JOA Front Tie Skirt ($58) aims to help you master that nonchalant grunge posturing with a lightweight striped poplin skirt with attached sleeves.
See how we just slid that in there? A skirt with attached sleeves. Sleeves are attached to a skirt. No matter which way you say it, something is obviously wrong here. The faux sleeves even have cuffs. If you're going to take a trip back in time, please find yourself an old plaid shirt like everybody else.