1 - From far away, the Christin Michaels Nikkileigh Hippo Dress ($41, in two colors) looks like any other boring printed dress, but up close, it is covered with hippos, which are extremely dangerous and not cute like people think.
2 - Please don't get any baby name ideas ideas from the name of this dress. There will never, ever be a President Nikkileigh or a woman named Nikkileigh who has a job that doesn't involve uncomfortable and immodest attire.
3 - Carrying small dogs as accessories is definitely over. Why not try carrying a stuffed hippo? They are not nearly as needy and they poop less.
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