JERRY: See that salesman, twirling that umbrella.
ELAINE: Uh huh.
JERRY: I invented that.
ELAINE: That, had to be invented?
JERRY: When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas. It was my idea to
twirl it, to attract customers.
We don't recommend you twirl the Bella Pagoda Umbrella - B&W Pinwheel ($129); besides attracting customers, it might cause them to seize. It will, however, provide great protection from the rain!
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