Doubtblush: Winkers Decorated Pants
This is one of those products that makes you stop and say, "This HAS to be a joke." But alas, dear friends, it's not. Introducing Winkers Decorated Pants ($169-579). Here's how it works: you send in a pair of your old jeans to Winkers, and for between an arm and a leg, they'll decorate the backside with eyeballs and other assorted things to make the junk in your trunk appear to "wink" at all the boys in your yard when you walk by. Check out the video on the Winkers website to see these babies in action.
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Alexandria
Lemme get this straight...the eye winks in the delightful little chub tuck between my butt and thigh? Just what I've always wanted, a little more attention on my upper thigh area! Thanks for the laugh ladies, this doubtblush was a great find!
Clare
Seriously. I saw a commercial for these and thought I was hallucinating.
I had NO idea they were that expensive!
They get ridiculous when you add in the price of your lost dignity.
francis
The fat "models" on the website make it oh so appealling DOUBLE EWWWW!!
One Ring to Rule Them All
Chub-Tuck! I love it!
Pamela Daley
Ignorance + Arrogance = Never Ceases To Amaze Me.
Elisa
oooooooo, disturbing.
And look, there is a patent! (pending, in all fairness).
But really, how can you keep any faith in humanity?
Elisa
oooooooooooo, disturbing.
And look, there is a patent!
(pending, in all fairness).
But really, how can you keep any faith in humanity?
Kendra
This has got to be one of the most hilarious Doubtlush finds yet. The video for this is HYSTERICAL.
@TNOReality
Lol, Ines Sainz would buy these and then complain that people are staring at her ass...
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