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Doubtblush: Winkers Decorated Pants

This is one of those products that makes you stop and say, "This HAS to be a joke." But alas, dear friends, it's not. Introducing Winkers Decorated Pants ($169-579). Here's how it works: you send in a pair of your old jeans to Winkers, and for between an arm and a leg, they'll decorate the backside with eyeballs and other assorted things to make the junk in your trunk appear to "wink" at all the boys in your yard when you walk by. Check out the video on the Winkers website to see these babies in action.

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Alexandria

Posted on 09.15.10 at 1:36 PM

Lemme get this straight...the eye winks in the delightful little chub tuck between my butt and thigh? Just what I've always wanted, a little more attention on my upper thigh area! Thanks for the laugh ladies, this doubtblush was a great find!

Clare

Posted on 09.15.10 at 2:13 PM

Seriously. I saw a commercial for these and thought I was hallucinating.

I had NO idea they were that expensive!

They get ridiculous when you add in the price of your lost dignity.

francis

Posted on 09.15.10 at 4:35 PM

The fat "models" on the website make it oh so appealling DOUBLE EWWWW!!

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 09.15.10 at 5:00 PM

Chub-Tuck! I love it!

Pamela Daley

Posted on 09.15.10 at 5:10 PM

Ignorance + Arrogance = Never Ceases To Amaze Me.

Elisa

Posted on 09.15.10 at 7:53 PM

oooooooo, disturbing.

And look, there is a patent! (pending, in all fairness).
But really, how can you keep any faith in humanity?

Elisa

Posted on 09.15.10 at 7:57 PM

oooooooooooo, disturbing.
And look, there is a patent!
(pending, in all fairness).
But really, how can you keep any faith in humanity?

Kendra

Posted on 09.15.10 at 9:41 PM

This has got to be one of the most hilarious Doubtlush finds yet. The video for this is HYSTERICAL.

@TNOReality

Posted on 09.17.10 at 1:53 PM

Lol, Ines Sainz would buy these and then complain that people are staring at her ass...

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