Doubtblush: Wine Rack

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like cupcakes. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand...

Depending on the type of person that you are, the Wine Rack ($30) will either offend you on many, many levels OR totally make your boobs look huge which is TOTALLY AWESOME (and you tooootally can't wait to wear this on spring break, like ommmg). However, we can all agree that the Wine Rack is a peculiar invention. It's a sports bra that contains a bladder, which is intended to be filled with wine and imbibed through a tube. The more wine you fill it with, the even larger your boobs become! The design is almost flawed because once you drink all your booze, your boobs are flat! But, it's actually rather strategically thought out: by the time your boob-bladder is flat, everyone will be completely inebriated (including yourself), so really, the size of your boobs is negligible by then. While the idea of drinking wine from our boobs is fascinating, we're going to just stay away and hope you do, too (please?).

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Posted on 07.13.10 at 9:08 AM

that would have been super helpful as a kid trying to smuggle booze into concerts!


Posted on 07.14.10 at 2:17 PM

Once I snuck booze into a concert by filling balloons with vodka and stuff them in my bra.... just saying :O


Posted on 07.24.10 at 9:10 PM

hilarious! I would so use that for tequila or vodka

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