Doubtblush: UNIF Suck My Richard Tee

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like this. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand...

Let's be clear here. We're not doubtblushing this UNIF Suck My Richard Tee ($69) because it's yet another piece of apparel that refers to men's junk. We're desensitized enough by all the crotch grabbing/shifting/naming/referencing to care much about one more dick joke. Instead, we're calling shenanigans on the fact that it's an almost SEVENTY DOLLAR TEE SHIRT WITH HOLES IN IT. Maybe we're just getting old and curmudgeonly here, but when will this "distressed apparel" fad just go away? We have a hard enough time getting our men to ditch the old, hole-ridden shirt he bought at a thrift store in high school for something presentable. Please, fashion world, can we just let boys grow up to be men with somewhat dignified wardrobes?

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Posted on 10.04.11 at 5:30 AM

Just take it as a DEW Line (Distant Early Warning - cold war holdover) service. If they're wearing this thing, they are clearly too stupid for you to want to have anything to do with them.

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