Doubtblush: Tuscany II Pergola

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this one is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.

Unless you've been playing "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" on loop and are so inspired by the decor that you must recreate it at your own home, we can't imagine why you'd purchase the Tuscany II Pergola ($6999). Besides being an eyesore, this monstrosity will run you almost seven thousand dollars. Instead, call us, we're sure we could muck up your outdoor patio for much less!

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Posted on 07.20.10 at 5:09 PM

Someone should fix the proportions... The fireplace is too small to fit the pergola in.

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