Stripper Breath Mandle

Doubtblush: Stripper Breath Mandle

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

What more can we say except ewwww! What could the Stripper Breath Mandle ($20) possibly smell like? And why in the world would you want a candle scented with anyone's breath? Guys, if you're reading, please do enlighten us.

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Posted on 01.14.11 at 11:07 AM

Hmmm. Dollar bills, Jose Cuervo, and Binaca?


Posted on 01.14.11 at 1:00 PM

I am lost here. Why, in man's name, do people need to name new/tentative man-related products man-something or just start the name with an m? Murse, manjamas, mankini, manorexic, manpression, mandle... Really? Really?!


Posted on 01.14.11 at 2:45 PM

For a minute, I was really confused on why this was a Doubtblush. Candles housed in old craft beer bottles? Fantastic!

Then I realized what the scent was supposed to be, and everything became clear. Ew.


Posted on 01.17.11 at 7:37 AM

According to the website...they smell like, and I quote "SCENT: Stripper Breath (Watermelon Jolly Rancher and Smoke...don't pretend that you don't know that smell) "



Posted on 01.18.11 at 11:55 AM

I agree that this is gross, but I laughed.

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