Mar 11, 2014 9:15 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
Really, why would you ever get a set of regular ol' green Wilson tennis balls when you could get a pack of leopard print tennis balls ($22 for 3), packaged in a container adorned with a Swarovski crystal? As the packaging helpfully points out, leopards are big cats that have the ability to run fast, leap far, and jump high - and so obviously these great abilities will be transferred to you through the power of a pack of overpriced tennis balls with leopard spots printed on them. Makes sense to us! But seriously, we can't think of any reason to buy these, unless you've got a super pampered dog that only plays with leopard print toys.
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