Doubtblush: Jet Set Trunks
They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves, so we bring it to you as a Doubtblush.
Ok really? What would you do if you were meeting a guy for the very first time and he showed up ready to hit the beach wearing the Jet Set Trunks ($58)?!? Hmmm...well we know we would run sprint in the opposite direction. These trunks are atrocious and you can't make them work (no matter how spectacular your body is). Guys...we know you enjoy letting it all hang out, but there really are some things (ie, your dinger) better kept covered.
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Comments
Ron Jon
Yes, these shorts are bad, but TrinaTurk has a boutique in Palm Springs, where there are all kinds of men that would wear them! RJ
Palmer
Sorry, I disagree. If you have a body like that model, you can pull it off. There is nothing wrong with men's brief swimwear. Look at women with both buns hanging out.
minipeds
I am half-way between the two previous commenters: I don't mind a finely carved man in small brief-bikini swimwear, as long as the fabric in front is thick enough to hide the individual parts! I don't think a camel toe is good on either gender!
One Ring to Rule Them All
@Palmer: I agree in theory, but if my boyfriend actually tried to wear something with this silhouette, I would shuttle him back to the dressing room (and I hope he would have the good sense to take care of me in the same way!).
Also, the texture of the fabric and the color get to me - a pale pink guy would look horrible in these.
bowers
He could wear a garbage bag and look good.
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