You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
WTH? Is the gold-plated marble Harry Allen Banana Bowl ($350) supposed to just be a bowl that looks like a bunch of bananas? Or is it supposed to hold your bananas, too? OOOOOR, it it supposed to make us want to call Mr. Harry Allen bananas for thinking we'd be placing any kind of fruit in his overpriced, hideously designed, sorry excuse for functional (or even tastefully decorative!) tableware? Yeah, we're going to go with that third option, kthanks.
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