Dancing Queen Pants

We've all been there - you're standing in front of your closet naked and frustrated, clothes strewn about you on the floor and across the bed. You have a place to go and need to get all dressed up. Maybe you're going out with the girls for an evening of sophisticated mischief or you're trying to find that elusive balance between alluring and demure that's just right for a second date and your go-to ass-tastic jeans are in the wash. Deepen your ensemble grab bag with these tremendously understated Dancing Queen Pants ($98). Nothing says classy like a pair of sheer black lace bell bottoms sewn onto some hot pants. You'll never be at an outfit impasse again - men will want you and hookers will want to be you. Get your pair today!

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Posted on 02.03.10 at 10:57 AM

is this a joke?


Posted on 02.03.10 at 11:58 AM

this was meant to be doubtblush i hope!!


Posted on 02.03.10 at 3:46 PM

Is my calendar wrong? It must be April Fool's Day (or you guys were hacked by the lace manufacturers).


Posted on 02.03.10 at 6:45 PM

Yo. I think you forgot to put "Doubtblush" before this one... And I also think you owe us an apology.


Posted on 02.03.10 at 8:00 PM

This definitely has to be a Doubtblush... seriously! That's like something one of the girls would wear on Jersey Shore...

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Posted on 02.04.10 at 8:53 AM

We just wanted to see if you were listening... don't know about y'all, but we were ON THE FLOOR when one of our editors sent this in. Too Funny!


Posted on 02.04.10 at 9:16 PM

Tramp stamp included?

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