You could wear a selection from the Clinique Brighter Smile Collection ($15) to make your teeth appear whiter. Or you could spend two minutes brushing your teeth, you lazy slobs.
(We were referring to ourselves on that one. We were recently informed that whitening gum doesn't actually serve as a substitute for brushing our teeth after meals. Apologies.)
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