If we could buy the CARGO Metallico Eye Pencil Kit ($24) without having to think about Metallica every time we pulled out the box, we might be ok with it. But since Metallica sucks dick, balls and ass, we're boycotting this product based on the fact that the eyeliners are untalented by association.
SLAYER for LIFE!
Editor's Note: This is a joke. This is only a joke. Seriously, people, the only band/group that TRULY stinks is Steely Dan. (Again, kidding.)
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