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CARGO Metallico Eye Pencil Kit

If we could buy the CARGO Metallico Eye Pencil Kit ($24) without having to think about Metallica every time we pulled out the box, we might be ok with it. But since Metallica sucks dick, balls and ass, we're boycotting this product based on the fact that the eyeliners are untalented by association.

SLAYER for LIFE!

Editor's Note: This is a joke. This is only a joke. Seriously, people, the only band/group that TRULY stinks is Steely Dan. (Again, kidding.)

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Pam

Posted on 08.08.11 at 4:03 AM

Seriously??? I'm no prude but WTF???

syd

Posted on 08.08.11 at 6:21 AM

uh, metallica is amazing. I'm sure im not the only one who thinks that. I actually considered buying the makeup since it reminded me of the band but I won't be now since ya pissed me off. slayer is amazing but I'm a metallica girl for life. and I wear pretty make up too!

syd

Posted on 08.08.11 at 10:54 AM

aww y'all are cool, thanks for the apology! I love your site, I actually may need a little personal shopper assistance soon...for the metallica show :)

syd

Posted on 08.08.11 at 10:57 AM

aww y'all are cool, thanks for the apology! I love your site, I actually may need a little personal shopper assistance soon...for the metallica show :)

syd

Posted on 08.08.11 at 10:58 AM

aww y'all are cool, thanks for the apology! I love your site, I actually may need a little personal shopper assistance soon...for the metallica show :)

syd

Posted on 08.08.11 at 11:02 AM

wow. did not mean to do that three times. damn iphone.

Janetor

Posted on 08.08.11 at 1:28 PM

Been there, done that. Once, my iPhone auto-corrected "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah" as "Garcia." How THAT happened, I don't know.

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