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Bekah
Oh, Good Lord. I just googled Bat Wings. Disgusting!!! And she waited 3 years to end that? Patience of a saint!
danielle
uh, what's wrong with gold bond? surely that's manly enough, no?
Rysumm
Man Powder is the best...I've been using it for 2 Years now and swear by it. It's different than a Gold Bond because it is smoother and gets rid of odor...by far superior to anything else on the market .
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