Matte for Men Man Powder

Here's a super TMI story for y'all: One of our editors had a boyfriend in college. He had a serious problem with bat wings. She tried to get him to use baby powder to remedy the problem, but he said it was not manly enough for him. He then decided to solve the problem by ditching his boxers for tightie whities (link NSFW). She ended their three year relationship very shortly after the underwear switch. If only he'd known about Matte for Men Man Powder ($26), he might still have her love. Save your relationship. Buy the bat wing sufferer you love a bottle of this moisture absorbing, chafe preventing, odor reducing love dust.

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Posted on 06.30.11 at 9:12 AM

Oh, Good Lord. I just googled Bat Wings. Disgusting!!! And she waited 3 years to end that? Patience of a saint!


Posted on 06.30.11 at 12:31 PM

uh, what's wrong with gold bond? surely that's manly enough, no?


Posted on 07.01.11 at 11:40 PM

Man Powder is the best...I've been using it for 2 Years now and swear by it. It's different than a Gold Bond because it is smoother and gets rid of far superior to anything else on the market .

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