Your new fiancé is a genuinely great guy. You love him, and for so many good reasons. His sister, on the other hand, is the devil incarnate and you can't stand the bitch. Coming up with an ordinary greeting is difficult enough. When it comes to her birthday, you might as well be looking for the Ark of the Covenant. Just slide the Natori Assorted Trio ($95) across the birthday girl's table during her next annual celebration (which is sure to be embarrassingly over-the-top), smile, and nod.
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