You walk through the door and throw your bag viciously across the floor, disregarding the hungry cats and needy roommate. You even neglect to plug in your precious iPhone. You bee line it to the bathroom, lock the door and immediately begin to draw a piping hot bath. You pull the emergency wine from the bathroom cabinet and rip the cork out with your teeth like a frenzied pirate. You sit on the toilet and take a long pull from the bottle when your nosey ass roommate unlocks the door to confirm you aren't trying to drown the cats when you thrust the box of I Need This! ($6) in her face hoping she understands that to mean "Get out or so help me I will drown you instead."
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