Doubtblush: Vajazzle for shizzle

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

Remember the Bedazzler? You could take a boring old acid dyed bolero jacket and elevate it to new depths of twinkling wonderment in a matter of minutes. Now, thanks to the ever more mind boggling advancements in the aesthetic arts, you can add the same element of shimmer and intrigue to your cha-cha. Bedazzler + Vagina = Vajazzled. After getting your lady-lips waxed to a prepubescent sheen, a technician will adorn your crotchal area with a pastiche of Swarovski crystals. You could decorate your special purpose with anything from a peace sign to your beloved's name. Available at select salons in D.C. and New York. Be one of the first women to trick out your cooter like a Vegas street sign!

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Gini

Posted on 03.09.10 at 12:58 PM

I heard about this the other day, but your comments are by far the best. Thanks so much, I needed the laugh - the last sentence just about did me in! LOLOL

Marie

Posted on 03.09.10 at 1:07 PM

Can't. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard!

Mike

Posted on 03.09.10 at 3:26 PM

As a man and a lover of all things down there. I can tell you this is rediculous. First of all most guys wont even notice and those nice guys that go down there are gonna leave with a diamond scratched face, geee thanks ladies.

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 03.09.10 at 4:19 PM

Glad you agree with us, Mike! We had a pregnant friend who saw this, and considered Vajazzling because, as she so eloquently put it, "When else is my yeehaw gonna be the star of the show?" After we provided her with visions of blind OBGYNs and babies wearing eye patches, she decided against it.