Doubtblush: Love Scent for Sale

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

Apparently human byproducts are all the rage in the perfume world. We must have missed the memo. Dousing yourself in human sex pheromones is the newest way to up your ante in the game of love... or life. Love Scent claims that a mere spritz of products such as Liquid Trust Pheremones will give you that needed boost of confidence to dominate in the business world (no word on whether this includes combing your hair into The Trump). Of all the products Love Scent has to offer our favorite is Essence of Woman Sex Pheromones. The site warns this particular elixir is "not for newbies" - aaaand BOOM, we want to know more. Pheromone freshmen should take caution because Essence of Woman contains copulins - magical and alluring (but smelly) fatty acids secreted by the undulations of the love canal during coitus. Customers are urged to use a strong "cover scent" when dabbling in the powers of woman essence - we assume this scent camoflauge is needed because it is not considered empowering or attractive to smell like the unwashed sheets of a New Orleans brothel on Fat Tuesday.

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