Some of you know me already. Some of you don't. You might know me as One Ring To Rule Them All, aka The Boss of Outblush, or by my real name(s). Maybe you have a pet name for me (you weirdo, you). Regardless, I need you to give me a new name: a badass Roller Derby name.
As a relatively awesome person, I'm constantly looking for ways to up my A-game. It's hard, because I'm pretty rad already, you know? With that in mind, I recently decided to take up the holy-shizz-this-is-real sport of roller derby. I've been working at it since the beginning of the year, and I'm sold. Awesome chicks, exercise, fast pace, and bruises galore.
The only thing I'm missing is a name! No, One Ring To Rule Them All isn't a good one...for me, at least. For personal reasons, I'm looking for a name with a German slant (as you can see below). Now that I've heard it all, from Wendy Colon (no!) to ExperTease, I've gotta settle on one. My top 5 are below - cast your vote and be a part of Outblush history! Or if you come up with something better, leave it in the comments.
Thanks, everyone! And remember, if you register for my name of choice before I do, I will hunt you down. Love y'all!
UPDATE: And the winner is... Hedy LaScarr! I'll be registering it with twoevils as soon as my league sends in our updates. I swear, if it's already taken, there will be hell to pay for some unlucky derby-er.
• Stormin' Drang
• Brutal Struedel
• Power Kraut
• Uber Malice
• Bella da Ballz
• Maully Hatchett
If you've got a product or service that you'd like to promote on Outblush, click here to find out about our advertising opportunities.